Of Course the Future Game Is VR Porn
The internet is both always and never failing us. Take Rule 34 for example; “if it exists, there is porn of it”. That is sometime a really great thing, but sometimes it is a really, really bad thing. Today’s case is the Cyberpunk 2077 parody porn called Cyberpunk 2077 XXX Parody. For a title with numbers in it, the name is not very creative. A easy one would be Cyberpunk 2069 or maybe even Cyberpunk 8008. But what’s in a name? More effort was put into the production of the scene, which can be viewed in VR.
The scene stars Sindal Xie and Sif Blvck, two Asian actresses covered in tattoos and body modifications like piercings, as well as split tongues. That is the future if I have ever seen it. They seem to have done a bit of research for their parts as well. They say they are part of the Voodoo Sisters gang, which seems to be a parody of the Voodoo Boys gang in the game. You can search for the video for additional research since I don’t think COGconnected will let me use the company credit card for this.
It’s unclear if the whole scene is out; initial search results only yielded a trailer. CD Projekt RED director Rafal Jaki shared the most SFW image he could, acknowledging the parody. The funny thing is, we know the sexual nature of the game and what is in store for us. We just have to wait and see how similar these two really are. Cyberpunk 2077 will be out on December 10th for PC, Stadia, PS4, PS5, Xbox One, and Xbox Series X.
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