Someone Get A Towel
After an interminable amount of time in Early Access, Genital Jousting is finally getting full release on Steam. Genital Jousting Story Mode expands on the timeless dick-centric gameplay, adding a compelling narrative for fans to get their hands on. This engorged version is available on Steam right now.
If you’re not familiar with the concept of Genital Jousting, we covered this game in its earlier phases. While the game was pretty fun, there was just something missing. The story mode hopes to fill in that gap, giving players a more substantial dick narrative. Finally, players can spend a day or two in the life of an enormous, anthropomorphic penis. Going to work, going on dates, picking out clothes, playing computer games. You know, regular giant living penis stuff.
To be fair, I don’t know if these flopping dongers are actually huge or regular-sized or what. Thankfully, we never see them in relation to a human body of any sort, as that would raise a lot of troubling questions. If there were people in this world, as well as detached human hogs, what would the relationship be between the two species? Are these dingalings born like any other sentient creature? Are there nests made of pubic hair burrowed in distant forest groves? Does the life of a living dick start in the home or a hospital bed? These are all things no one should have to know. For a better look at the epic adventures John Francis Dingus, check out the trailer embedded below.
SOURCE: Press Release