Grand Theft Auto IV: The Lost and Damned – Congressman Thomas Stubbs
When our protagonist, Johnny Klebbitz, meets Congressman Thomas Stubbs in a gentleman’s club, the Congressman first starts off in a towel. Soon, the towel decides to take a hike and we have a full on nude Congressman. While we only saw a few glimpses at first, it didn’t take long (tee-hee) that we had full on penis, right there on screen.
Duke Nukem Forever – Strippers
Duke Nukem earns himself a lap dance at a local bar when he takes a break from kicking ass. Unlike the strippers from Duke Nukem 3D, these ladies were completely topless. Duke Nukem Forever sometimes gets a bad rap.. and while it’s by no means perfect, it’s still worth a playthrough, especially if you enjoyed Duke Nukem 3D (and if you never played Duke Nukem 3D, you’re dead to me.). Come Get Some!
The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings – Triss Merigold
Our hero Geralt always seems to be helping the beautiful Triss Merigold, and she doesn’t seem to shy away with providing a little reward now and then (wink wink, nudge nudge, know what I mean?!?). You’ll find Triss naked in both The Witcher 2 and The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt. And Geralt doesn’t just stop with her… there are plenty of other characters for him to romance along the way too! In fact, I’m actually not sure what else you do in the Witcher games…
Dante’s Inferno – Cleopatra
A boss fight with boobs – how distracting! Sure enough, the evil Cleopatra (who looks like she’s seen better days) is completely topless during the entire battle. You’ll get plenty of views of her breasts as she kills you over and over, as you miss those ridiculous quick time events. Fun!