Spank Everything in GlitchSPANKR
Developer Mahelyk and publisher Black Lantern Collective are bringing a chaotic blend of comedy, horror, and 90s nostalgia to Steam with their upcoming narrative adventure, GlitchSPANKR, set to release on October 15, 2025. This unique game, rated 16+, leans into absurd humor with a playful premise, while keeping all content safe for work, proving that mischief does not have to cross any lines.
In GlitchSPANKR, players take on the role of a child in the 1990s, sneaking onto the family PC to play the forbidden Big Booty Slapper 6. A lonely virus is accidentally unleashed, and it quickly turns innocent exploration into chaos, corrupting the game from the inside out. It twists menus, levels, and even individual pixels into unexpected forms, making every step a surreal and unpredictable experience. Each level introduces new challenges, mechanics, genres, and mini-games. It will test players’ ability to navigate the game’s increasingly bizarre world while keeping their character intact.
The game’s primary tool, a floppy pink hand mounted on a flexible metal rod, is both absurd and versatile. Physics-driven interactions allow players to spank, manipulate, or destroy almost anything in their path, using the hand to solve puzzles, combat viruses, and explore the environment. The combination of chaotic gameplay and inventive problem-solving delivers a narrative-driven fever dream experience, where every choice carries consequences and surprises.
According to developer Kyle, the goal was to blend 90s nostalgia, comedic mischief, secret-hunting fun, and a subtle touch of horror to create a deeper, mysterious story lurking beneath the humor. Players must decide whether to befriend the virus, fight it, or uncover darker forces hidden within the code. With danger and intrigue woven into the game’s comedic surface, GlitchSPANKR promises an unpredictable adventure where laughter and suspense collide.