By Popular Demand, We Dug Up the Latest Serious Sam 4 Patch Notes

We’re Gonna Patch This Game, No Matter the Cost

Hard rock in the background. An endless flood of enemies. A growling voice shouting one-liners. That’s right, it’s Serious Sam 4, and you all know how much we like Serious Sam 4. As the curtains rise and Update 1.04 descends on gamers everywhere, we thought we’d take a look at what, exactly, you can expect from this new foe. By which we mean, we dug up the full patch notes. You’re welcome.

Developer Croteam began with a list of what’s new. It goes a little something like this:

  • By popular demand, and totally not because we messed up, the game will now save your inventory in your profile upon finishing a level in co-op. This means you can now continue your playthrough without losing all your stuff. Keep in mind that using cheats will prevent the inventory from saving.
  • The “show weapon wheel” and “select last weapon” functions can now be bound to the same button, with the weapon wheel being shown upon holding the button.
  • The vast emptiness of the France level has been filled up. Find the filling, and kill it. Let us know how you did.
  • You can now press the weapon wheel button shortly to switch to your last weapon. Holding it will still show the weapon wheel.
  • You can now customize your game difficulty by adjusting the enemy multiplier.

That sounds good. But what else is there? Stability and performance, obviously, but Croteam got there first:

  • Fixed an issue where the game would sometimes crash during longer Netricsa browsing sessions.
  • Fixed a rare issue where some supported GPUs would be marked as unsupported by mistake.
  • Various smaller performance and stability tweaks and fixes across GPU APIs.

They also tackled visual fixes and left a built-on option for players to make further changes, if you so desire. Which, let’s face it, you do. We all do. Customization is life. We’re upset they took out the T-Posing though. How’s Pyro meant to establish dominance now?

  • The default color settings have been tweaked to liven things up. If you wish to adjust them further, please use the Color Options menu.
  • Sam’s sprinting animation will no longer be activated randomly with the Born to Run skill unlocked.
  • The Volcano on Gates of Hell finally erupted. It has particles and all.
  • The ol’ Tractor now has a moving wheel. It’s crazy, I know.
  • Various tweaks of the third person melee attacks.
  • The laser now has a slightly improved secondary fire animation.
  • Fixed issues with some Processed, Gnaar, and Beheaded melee finishing animations.
  • Pyro will no longer do the Vogue T-Pose in the air when damaged. We don’t like dancers.
Serious Sam 4 Devolver Digital Direct 2020

Now we’re onto general fixes and changes. Man, time flies when you’re having fun. Just like Sam with his brand-new grenade launcher. Too bad about the moonwalking enemies, though. Maybe Croteam should talk to someone about this hatred of dancers.

  • Fixed an issue where specific Netricsa messages would not show up when intended.
  • Pyro now has fire coming out of his flamethrower. He sent his original one for replacing. It was obviously broken.
  • Piercing weapons will now actually pierce enemies when you shoot them from close range, and not fly out randomly.
  • We have bought a new Grenade launcher for Sam. This new model can shoot continuously if you keep the LMB pressed.
  • Enemies will no longer start to moonwalk after you shoot them from close range. They will die as all things should.
  • Do you remember how big enemies outside of the black hole don’t explode when killed? Well, they do now.
  • You can now use your finishing moves on Harpies as well.

Last batch of update notes! These stragglers were simply clumped together under the title ‘other changes.’ We’re curious now. Let’s see what they contain:

  • Asian languages now have proper word wrapping.
  • Various localization fixes for all languages. This is still work in progress, so you are more than welcome to report remaining issues with subtitles and/or menu strings.

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Yay for localization fixes! Just don’t start calling Sam’s guns jelly donuts and we’ll be good. Serious Sam 4 is currently available for PC and Google Stadia. So what are you waiting for? Get out there and start shooting. There’ll be way more explosions with this update, we promise.

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