Splish-Splash, I Was Taking a Bath
Even if you haven’t played The Witcher 3, there is one thing about it that everyone knows: Bathtub Geralt. Geralt of Rivia buck ass nude and relaxing in a bathtub with a rubber ducky. I didn’t know they had rubber in that world, but good meme anyway. Well, the meme is good enough to warrant immortalizing in physical shape. That is why Dark Horse Deluxe created The Witcher 3 statue of the moment. That may be old news to you, but it is currently discounted on Amazon.
The statues is just how you expect it. Geralt is relaxing in a bathtub with a rubber ducky floating around. There are candles around the edge of the tub with wax melting down the sides. The statue is hand-painted and weights about 1 lb. It comes in a box with the dimensions of 5.5″ x 3.5″ x 8″, so the actual statue might be a little smaller. The statue is made by Dark Horse Deluxe, which actually has many other statues of characters from The Witcher 3, as well as other franchises. The other characters include Yennifer, Dandelion, Triss Merigold, Shani, Eredin, and different versions of Geralt and Ciri.
Fans are also happy to know that the Netflix series The Witcher also included a bathtub scene with Henry Cavill as Geralt. This statue normally sells for $79.99 USD, but is on sale for $59.29 USD. Unfortunately, it may only be shipping within the US, but if you are determined and look hard enough, you may find a retailer shipping to Canada.
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