The Assassin’s Creed Shill Shakedown Continues! Buy! Buy! Buy!
I don’t know if you’ve been watching Ubisoft’s promotions for the upcoming Assassin’s Creed Origins release, but it’s been a ridiculous Assassin’s Creed shill. So far, we’ve covered an $800 Collector’s Edition, $66,262 headphones, and NOW, something mildly affordable. UNLESS YOU WANT THE WHOLE PACK, DAWG.
New posters of all your favorite Assassins are now available, called the Red Lineage Series 2! But what good is that? You’re an Assassin’s Creed collector, you must have exclusivity! Well, you’ll be happy to know that these are limited prints, and are numbered and signed for your verification needs. Let’s take a look!
Oh, hello! Here’s a familiar face! It’s sexy Bayek from the upcoming Assassin’s Creed Origins! He’s priced at a reasonable $69.99 USD! Pretty good, and look he’s in Washington DC at the Washington Monuments! How exciting!
Oh, here’s sexy Charlotte de la Cruz from The Assassin’s Creed comic books! Notice the accent of red, which is where the Red Lineage name comes from! She comes in at a very unique price of $69.99 USD! Oh wow, how fun!
And it would be complete without our favorite Italian Stallion Assassino, Ezio! He’s got a little beard and a smoky eagle on his hand! Very Metal Gear Solid inspired artwork too! You’ll love the price: $69.99 USD! Again, wow!
The Red Lineage Series 2 features your favorite assassins Evie, Shay, Jacob, Ezio, Charlotte, Bayek, and Orelov (you know, the Russian one that was like a mobile game?). If you want all of your favorite characters, the full set is available for $499.99 DAWG. But you’re a collector, right? You’ve spent only $67,000 on all the collector’s stuff for the upcoming game, what’s $500 more? Nothing, right? You need to play Assassin’s Creed Origins wearing your eagle skull necklace with your gold-plated headphones, with your copper bust of Bayek staring you in the face, and surrounded by your favorite Assassins framed on your wall to give you the ultimate POWER.
So what are you waiting for? Buy! Buy! Buy!
SOURCE: PRESS RELEASE