Top 6 Video Game Vixens
When it comes to us video game nerds of the male persuasion (and a few ladies too) we love to be titillated, or at least it’s seems that way. C’mon fellas, how many games have we all played throughout the years where we end up grinning like Cheshire cats when a boobalicious babe or some character with gratuitous curves walks (or rather jiggles) across the screen? Sure, you may say we would never condone such a thing or tell our girlfriends those women are downright offensive, but you know what? You are lying. You love it! I love it. We all love it. Otherwise, why would we see so many gorgeous looking virtual vixens in so many games? It’s not a new phenomenon either. Its been going on since the first pixel hit a monitor. Let’s face it, sex sells (Shawn’s article says it best). It may not be the first thing you are looking for in a game but it certainly isn’t the last. I mean you do you really play ‘Dead or Alive’ games for the fighting? In honor of some of those fantastic looking ladies of video games that we are thankful for on this US Thanksgiving holiday, we decided to compile a little list of some of our personal favs. Enjoy everyone!
Juliet Starling from “Lollipop Chainsaw”
Nothing says sexy like a chainsaw wielding psycho skipping in a cheerleading outfit. To say that this game did not hold back in the sex, blood and gore department would be an understatement. Oh Suda 51 you dirty perv you. Lollipop Chainsaw was littered with upskirt shots and camera angles that left little to the imagination. Jessica Nigri has almost become a household name because of her cosplay portrayal of Juliet. You just have to google her and trust me you won’t be disappointed. She’s crazy hawt! Juliet Starling is one hell of a zombie killing vixen. Did I mention she likes to suck lollipops? Oh Suda…..
Miranda Lawson from “Mass Effect 2 & 3”
Unlike Juliet, Miranda has a more mature and classy sexy look about her. She almost has that hot teacher look nailed. Her sultry eyes and athletic body will have more than your thumbs moving when you she appears in the game. She’s a stunning virtual vixen. It is hard to take your eyes off the screen when she appears. Look at her, I mean she’s awesome. The fact that Yvonne Strahovski, best known for her work in the HBO series Dexter and Chuck, does the voice acting for Miranda makes her even sexier. The only problem with Miranda is that we don’t get enough of her.
Lara Croft from “Tomb Raider”
Lara Croft is the Hulk Hogan of gaming girls. She is the Joe Montana of virtual vixens. She puts the Wood in Tiger Woods. Okay that was a bad one. The point I am getting at is Lara is arguably the most iconic female character in the gaming industry. Her sassy attitude, seductive English accent, sexy brown eyes, skin tight outfits and the way she kicks ass makes her the perfect female action hero. She is all that and bag of Humina Humina. Her look has undergone some changes throughout the years but it really doesn’t matter how the various development teams have designed her, she remains scintillating and here to stay.
Click on through to PAGE 2 for our remaining 3 ladies.