Florida Man Has Sex, Robs All Game Systems
If you don’t follow @_Florida Man on Twitter, do so immediately. The handle finds the best and weirdest news reports that always begin with “A Florida man …” and that’s because all these outlandish reports are almost always from Florida citizens – primarily of the male variety. Today’s story is no different.
Local news CBS 12 in Florida reports a man not only left a young child in his car as he committed an armed home invasion overnight, but stole the items from a woman he just had sex with earlier that night. He really ran the gambit.
It all went down at Silver Lane in Ocala around 2 a.m. The woman told deputies with the Marion County Sheriff’s Office that she went outside to smoke a cigarette when a tattooed man with his face covered by a bandana forced her back inside at gunpoint.
Inside, investigators said he stole 3 video game consoles and ten video games, and pistol-whipped one of the occupants before driving away. The police stopped a car with a broken headlight that matched the description. The deputy saw a 3-year-old child in the back seat of the car, along with an Xbox, PlayStation 3 and Wii consoles and the video games. Man, that 3-year-old almost got away scot-free.
When questioned, the Florida man told deputies a woman at the house gave him the Xbox as a birthday gift, but because she “was in a rush” she wasn’t able to give him the cords to all the consoles. Look man, that’s mistake numero uno; you don’t get all the cables, the system isn’t going to work anyway. The sign of a non-gamer.
He also stated he met the girl three or four days ago and she invited him over to have sex. The woman then confirmed that was true! Florida, man.
Another Orlando news site is reporting the victim and Florida man met online on Plentyoffish, the free dating site – until you pay the ultimate price. Create your profile today! You too can find love and a robber!