And now we continue our look at the sexiest skeletons in gaming.
Mr. Bones – Mr. Bones
We’ve included Mr. Bones here for two reasons; his ability to rock, because musicians are hot, and those deep blue eyes that we could stare into for hours. The actual game Mr. Bones was quite the mixed bag, featuring all sorts of different gameplay styles. Chances are we’ll never get our hands on Mr. Bones again – unless Sega releases some sort of Sega Saturn compilation.
Dry Bones – Super Mario Franchise
Dry Bones lives quite a heartbreaking life. All he wants is some attention, but then some plumber comes along and stomps him to pieces. But Dry Bones is strong – he picks up the pieces, pulls himself back together and gets back out there looking for love. Okay, so Dry Bones isn’t very sexy but he is incredibly cute and since we won’t be writing a “Cutest Skeleton” article anytime soon, we included him here.
Skull Man – Mega Man 4
Skull Man was one of Dr. Cossack’s creations and would square off against Mega Man in Mega Man 4. While he’s not so much a skeleton, he was designed with a skeleton motif, which we figured is good enough to qualify. When necessary, he’ll use his Skull Barrier move to protect him from incoming attacks – and we can only imagine he has a tiny Skull Barrier around his heart to protect him from opening up to love. You’ve been warned.
Scorpion – Mortal Kombat
Scorpion wasn’t always an undead fighter from the Netherrealm, before, he was probably quite a loving ninja. That’s until the cold-hearted Sub-Zero broke his heart, and his face, and sent him to his death. Now, Scorpion is bent on revenge for his misfortunes. The good news is that you’ll totally know he’s into you when he hurls his spear at you screaming “GET OVER HERE”.
Sir Daniel Fortesque – MediEvil
He’s not very brave, his smile is lacking, and he only has one dreamy eye to stare into. So, why is he even on this list? Well, Sir Daniel Fortesque is an underdog – and there’s something sexy about an underdog who puts on a brave face and does what needs to be done. Want to get your hands on this sexy skeleton? A remake of MediEvil is arriving shortly and a demo is available now.
And that concludes our look at the ten sexiest skeletons in gaming. We hope you found a skeleton here that you’d be willing to swipe right for. Did we miss a sexy skeleton? Let us know in the comments below, but do so anonymously – we don’t really want to know which of you fantasize about boning the boney.